I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."

There's quite a few fake-fundie sites, where people parody the extreme silliness of some Christians. I've done some checking and this one, sadly, isn't fake. 

I saw this via friend's facebook link, and here's what I wrote there:

There was some Jack Chick tract which stated every rock cassette comes with a demon. I keep thinking of all those long lost and abandoned cassettes, stored in boxes but never thrown out, unplayed for years or even decades, and the poor, horrible, bored, demons who are trapped in them. I mean, the demons can't leave, right, because what if someone ... Read Morelistens to the tape and the demon isn't there? (I'm not really sure what the demon DOES when you listen to the tape, but it's got to be important, since Satan doesn't have an infinite number of demons to waste, does he? I mean, can you imagine it?

Wormwood: "Well, we lost another soul to the Enemy, boss. The demon that was scheduled to tempt him into adultery with his secretary has spent the last 15 years attached to a Beatle's tape at the bottom of a cardboard box in an attic in Bayonne."

Satan: "Damn him!"

Wormwood: "Well, no, just the opposite, boss. We didn't damn him, that's the whole... GLURK!"

(Something very painful happens to Wormwood.)