Well, since all the cool kids are doing it, I might as well do it, too, and comment on the Dr. Who Christmas Special.
a)Absolutely loved, “I resent your intimation of impropriety, sir! She’s my wife!”
b)Ditto, “I’m a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife. Let us in.”
c)Was really hoping for some hot TV-13 lizard-on-human action. Ah well.
d)The Doctor didn’t recognize her voice? Really? The DOCTOR?
e)The villain was really underdeveloped. While the Christmas Carol episode focused intently on why wossname was the bastard he was (and how the Doctor made it better, then worse, then better, which turned out to be worse, except that it could then be made better), this just gave us “lonely kid talks to snowmen, then grows up and talks to a giant snow globe”, without a lot of ‘oomph’ to it. We could have easily had ‘alien telepathic snow takes over the world’ without a human villain at all, or make it more obvious the human villain was a throwaway lackey who wanted power bwahahahah, without implying he had any real backstory or motivation.
f)The “game of words” was an interesting concept, but only if one includes “mu”, a Japanese word which, I dimly seem to recall, means “I cannot answer the question within the bounds you have provided.” (It is the correct answer to “Have you stopped beating your wife, answer yes or no.”)
g)I do like Carla/Oswin/Whoever. Her personality is very much akin to that of the embodied TARDIS in “The Doctor’s Wife”.
h)The Doctor wasn’t just being arrogant or condescending to his Sontaran buddy; he was actually mean. Maybe it’s a cultural difference; maybe it was supposed to come off as the kind of insulting banter that best friends can get away with with each other, but it struck me as out of character for him. In many of his incarnations, he has insulted or demeaned his companions when he was angry, frustrated, or otherwise on edge, but he just kept picking on the poor homocidal maniac when there was no particular emotional tension. It’s one thing to call your companion an idiot because he/she just pushed the Shiny Red Button you assumed EVERYONE was too smart to press, it’s another to basically go through the day constantly reminding them that they’re inferior to you in every way. That said, I really want to see more of him (the Sontaran). Anyone whose solution to every problem is, in essence, “Nuke them from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.”, is my kind of guy!
i)I loved the fairy tale quality of the spiral staircase into the clouds, and the “It’s longer on the outside”.
j)The TARDIS seems awfully battered and worn on the outside. The inside is wonderfully retro-60s, the kind of thing that might have been used for the program if they’d had a budget.
k)Overall, this felt much less like a standalone story and much more like a setup for the next season, which isn’t BAD, per se. The first Christmas special, introducing David Tennant, was that, as well. However, the tradition has been, since then, for each Christmas episode to be much more self-contained, a chance for the Doctor to have a story outside of continuity, or linking two seasons together without flowing directly into them.
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