October 18, 2012
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Great Moments In Spam
So, every so often, I check my gmail spam because sometimes stuff I want gets tossed in it - legitimate notices from companies I buy from, MMO news that isn't from wehaxuraccount.ru, etc. Today I spotted a truly interesting subject line, namely "You'll become a real sexual predator with these meds". Because, uhm, yeah. You know how it is. You get older, you just can't quite get up the energy to commit sex crimes any more. I definitely need some drugs to give me the boost I need to hang around dark alleys and wait for sloshed teens with fake IDs to stagger out of the bar. Then there's the choloform, the dragging them into the windowless van, and we don't even want to discuss how digging even a shallow grave afterwards causes my back to spasm. So I definitely need some of that stuff.
Not sure why the link is going to "TakeASeatOverThere.com", though. Chris who?
